causality

is my lethargy fueled by my viral illness, or my viral illness charged by the lethargy?

or is some 3rd party spawning both? like, maybe it’s all a government conspiracy?

i’m ready to be normal again, damn it. where’s my brunswick special?*

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*for those not familiar with the brunswick special, it is a special “medical” “treatment” (both in quotes for a reason) famously popular in brunswick county, nc (and probably many other counties across our great nation, but i know it as ‘brunswick’ because that’s where my family medicine rotation was). this treatment involves:

– shot o’ steroids.

i almost want in.