i’m off for beaufort for the aforementioned pharmacology conference, aka pharmtastic!, aka nerd immersion program (nip for short).
1. try not to fall asleep in more than half of the lectures (and yes, i will be keeping track).
2. try not to be too harsh about the abominable fashions i am likely to see. [after all, as my mother pointed out, einstein wasn’t such a great dresser, you know.]
3. avoid getting sunburnt
4. avoid getting any speeding tickets
5. learn something.
all right, on to miles and miles of I-40, where i can appreciate the beautiful landscape of trashy-looking billboards and multitudes of speeding pickup trucks with pro-bush stickers (if not confederate flags). i think i may need some caffeine.